And that's how all started

From Ray-surrection

"OK OK .. take it easy I'm here , I'm here" . whew! these people ! doesn't know how delicate you should deal with a new born baby . Man ! wash me with care . Is that a towel or a paint brush you are using ! come on ! . Really its a hard job to take birth I tell you. The way "these people in white" behaves(which I later came to know and see as doctors) with you is really annoying and embarrassing.
"Now Where you are taking me ? hello! May I see my mom ? hey hey !! what's the plan ? You bloody inhuman species turning me upside down. leave my limbs at once or I shall make you deaf screaming. Now I'm not in a mood to shout .. keep me down you idiots !" .. "o ..o k.. you asked for it .. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"
"Hey whats so funny about that ?" Now was that a confirmation that I'm alive . You people are real shrewd ! . Now what are you looking at ? gush you perverted creatures I'm a boy ! now stop staring at that . zee!! my god ! so embarrassing you people are.
Do ..Don ..Don't touch my resource channel.You don't dare do that ! No nO!! Oh no,, now see what you did.. Man I'll be dead ! how can I fill my tummy now ! Hello God this is charlie some people are sabotaging me ! help ! send backup over and out !.
Wait Wait that's must be my mom. what you did with her you Hannibal ! keep me down ..
That's better ! wow! now that's what you call "mother" ! nothing as safer nothing as dearer as her warm embrace ! . Mom should know that I'm here now . Ok here it goes again "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."
"Some peculiar sounds you people can create with that filthy mouth and tongue of yours" how can they possibly do that ?! but that made my mom so happy! just look at her beautiful face ! they must be telling her about me and congratulating her ! ahmm ahhmm!! .. well its ok.. "i think you all are not that bad after all ! but how can I possibly quench my hunger!"
Hi mom ! its so nice to see you !! are you happy ? yes you are ! I can see that in your smile! .. aww !! gimme a hug ! yeah nothing as beautiful in this world! well I'm starved mom,but you know, these people without an iota of common sense just took out that food channel from my body!, now I'll die aaaaaaaaaa... ooo... ppp.. glup glup !! ... I just invented another way of feeding myself !!! yes !!! . Now you all .. just leave . I'm busy ! .
"what's that chaos ? what's all that growling about ? these guys wont let me sleep either ! hell !!" . " HOLY SHIT ! It almost took out my life to fight those white guys now what do we have here ! its a whole battalion, and now they are not even maintaining any dress codes , must be planning for a camouflage."
" Mom who the hell are they ?" But you know, I think they wont cause any harm as they are behaving so nicely with my mom ! are they the visitors who have just arrived to see the great one ? o well here's me ! now slowly ! yes hi! hello! ya thanks ! stop jumping over me ! ok .. thank you! Hey! who's that man sitting so close to my mom ? .. father !!!!!!!! ...Let me see my papa ! move you obese head .. I was so eager to see you. what took you so long ! ..
The people are so nice ! .. they are looking at me as if I'm something like the most precious and unique thing in this world ! , with so honor and delicacy . they are really pleasing ! love you guys ! .. everyone is typically using a phrase "oma !! ki sun...." followed by a long pull "cheeeeeee" .Whatever ! heard it almost quite a number of times by now ! must be praising me ! I'm getting bored ! .. stop touching me ! maintain some hygienic environment at least .
UHOo!! guys !! Its getting suffocating now ! cant breath, so much bad air ! .. "aaaa ..." that will do for now . see they are leaving ! .
Is this my home ? this ugly room with white curtains , white people , white place to sleep . So colorless ! . Every day the number of visitors are also decreasing ! I fear my popularity is in stake staying in this ugly place . Papa doesn't have any choice bout colors !
I was wrong ! at last we are leaving ! My God! all these people! so many ! I'm having goosebumps looking at them. ugh ! what's that thing ? Oh shit that creature swallowed a whole man ! I can see him within it .
Mom dont go near it Noooooo !!!
"Amazing is it some kind of a miniature room ? thanks God, mom is carrying me.(by the way mom ,dad and those white guys before, all these people are so tactically using their legs to place themselves in some erect posture and even they are migrating with the help of those two protrusions , How can they possibly do that?). Its moving too ! the room is moving! but I never saw any kind of legs this room possibly had! then how can it move !
wwwwooooowwwww !! world ! .
the room stopped . mom got out of it carrying me . She entered another place similar to where I was born but much more colorful and beautiful than the former!
Is this for me ? my personal cot ? thanks ! Look at those beautiful things right over my cot. Some jingles are coming out of them . How will they possibly taste ? I wander !
I'm tired lemme sleep!
ah ! that's more like it ! home sweet home !
and that's the way the journey of wreetojyoti started .

- by wreetojyoti